Office Holiday Party

By Ryan Stephenson | Published: December 16, 2006

Lessons Learned:

  • the “geek” table ends up the loudest
  • the charlie brown x-mas tree is better left un-adorned
  • blue-balls, rubber, hot-wax, o-ring: all acceptable table conversation in context
  • placing the iPod Nano down your pants does not protect it from theft during gift-exchange
  • several glasses of wine does not make me a better foosball player
  • ability to walk home from an open-bar party is plus.
  • TWI (Typing While Intoxicated) not recommended
  • summary makes for interesting SEO fodder
  • boss knows how to throw a party

    • I like my company.

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    • New guy

      You forgot to mention that saying snatch to every woman was a-okay.

      Mmmmm, tasty grub.

    • New guy

      You forgot to mention that saying snatch to every woman was a-okay.

      Mmmmm, tasty grub.

    • http://www.louderplease.com/ Kelly

      to say nothing of the “i’m going to take you two over the table” comment ;)

    • http://www.louderplease.com Kelly

      to say nothing of the “i’m going to take you two over the table” comment ;)

    • http://twitter.com/gerwitz hans.gerwitz

      You all embarrass me.

    • http://hans.gerwitz.com/ Hans Gerwitz

      You all embarrass me.

    • http://nopaper.net/ Ryan Stephenson

      You all embarrass me.

      You hired us.

    • http://nopaper.net/ Ryan Stephenson

      You all embarrass me.

      You hired us.