Office Holiday Party
Lessons Learned:
the “geek” table ends up the loudest
the charlie brown x-mas tree is better left un-adorned
blue-balls, rubber, hot-wax, o-ring: all acceptable table conversation in context
placing the iPod Nano down your pants does not protect it from theft during gift-exchange
several glasses of wine does not make me a better foosball player
ability to walk home from an open-bar party is plus.
TWI (Typing While Intoxicated) not recommended
summary makes for interesting SEO fodder
boss knows how to throw a party
I like my company.
4 Comments
You forgot to mention that saying snatch to every woman was a-okay.
Mmmmm, tasty grub.
to say nothing of the “i’m going to take you two over the table” comment ;)
You all embarrass me.
You hired us.
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