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		<title>Miscellaneous Distractions</title>
		<link>http://www.nopaper.net/2007/05/31/log.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 31 May 2007 16:17:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ryan Stephenson</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[All those things that I do online, but would otherwise clutter this space, end up on my miscellaneous distractions tumblelog.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>All those things that I do online, but would otherwise clutter this space, end up on my <a href="http://log.nopaper.net/">miscellaneous distractions</a> <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tumblelog" target="_blank">tumblelog</a>.</p>
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		<title>Simple Pleasures</title>
		<link>http://www.nopaper.net/2007/02/23/simple-pleasures.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 24 Feb 2007 04:43:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ryan Stephenson</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Today I removed the car key from the key-ring that normally occupies my pocket, placed it on its own ring, and stored that ring near the door for the rare occasions it is needed.
My lightened key-ring now only holds keys to my apartment, and the magnetic key-fob for work.
Living and working Downtown continues to please [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Today I removed the car key from the key-ring that normally occupies my pocket, placed it on its own ring, and stored that ring near the door for the rare occasions it is needed.</p>
<p>My lightened key-ring now only holds keys to my apartment, and the magnetic key-fob for work.</p>
<p>Living and working Downtown continues to please me.</p>
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		<title>Office Holiday Party</title>
		<link>http://www.nopaper.net/2006/12/16/office-holiday-party.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 16 Dec 2006 06:29:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ryan Stephenson</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Lessons Learned:
the &#8220;geek&#8221; table ends up the loudest
the charlie brown x-mas tree is better left un-adorned
blue-balls, rubber, hot-wax, o-ring: all acceptable table conversation in context
placing the iPod Nano down your pants does not protect it from theft during gift-exchange
several glasses of wine does not make me a better foosball player
ability to walk home from an [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Lessons Learned:</p>
<li>the &#8220;geek&#8221; table ends up the loudest</li>
<li>the charlie brown x-mas tree is better left un-adorned</li>
<li>blue-balls, rubber, hot-wax, o-ring: all acceptable table conversation in context</li>
<li>placing the iPod Nano down your pants does not protect it from theft during gift-exchange</li>
<li>several glasses of wine does not make me a better foosball player</li>
<li>ability to walk home from an open-bar party is plus.</li>
<li>TWI (Typing While Intoxicated) not recommended</li>
<li>summary makes for interesting SEO fodder</li>
<li>boss knows how to throw a party</li>
<p>I like my company.</p>
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		<title>Car Accidented</title>
		<link>http://www.nopaper.net/2006/11/15/car-accidented.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Nov 2006 03:52:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ryan Stephenson</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Short Story: I was in a car accident, just a block from home.  Everyone is OK, and the car is drivable, but needs some work.  Or just lots of duct-tape to hold in the still operating headlight and turn-signal.
Recently I was talking about how I don&#8217;t regret selling our second car and only [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Short Story: I was in a car accident, just a block from home.  Everyone is OK, and the car is drivable, but needs some work.  Or just lots of duct-tape to hold in the still operating headlight and turn-signal.</p>
<p>Recently I was talking about how I don&#8217;t regret selling our second car and only having one.  I may take that back.  I&#8217;m doubtful repairs can be completed before the travel we were planning for Thanksgiving, and I can&#8217;t imagine trying to get a rental around the holiday will be cheap.  </p>
<p><i>I can&#8217;t wait</i> to see my rates go back up.  It may also make sense to add the rental option to the insurance since we don&#8217;t have a backup. </p>
<p>Maybe I can just give up driving completely.</p>
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		<title>Car + Sprawl = Deer Carnage</title>
		<link>http://www.nopaper.net/2006/11/14/car-sprawl-deer-carnage.html</link>
		<comments>http://www.nopaper.net/2006/11/14/car-sprawl-deer-carnage.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Nov 2006 03:06:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ryan Stephenson</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[About 1.5 million deer-vehicle collisions happen each year in the United States, according to the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration. Those accidents cause about 150 deaths and $1.1 billion in property damage annually, according to NHTSA.
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Increasing deer populations and the encroachment of urban sprawl into the deer&#8217;s natural habitat have added to the risk, according [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<blockquote><p>About 1.5 million deer-vehicle collisions happen each year in the United States, according to the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration. Those accidents cause about 150 deaths and $1.1 billion in property damage annually, according to NHTSA.<br />
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Increasing deer populations and the encroachment of urban sprawl into the deer&#8217;s natural habitat have added to the risk, according to State Farm.</p>
<p><a target="_blank" href="http://www.cnn.com/2006/AUTOS/11/14/deer_crash/index.html?eref=rss_topstories">Worst states for auto-deer crashes</a></p></blockquote>
<p>Missouri didn&#8217;t make it in the top 10, but it wouldn&#8217;t surprise me to see it close.</p>
<p>I pay more for car insurance while living in the city as the insurance company observes more break-in claims from here.  I hope similarly the deer with an <a href="http://jimski.nopaper.net/2005/01/27/what-about-thinning-the-idiot-population/" target="_blank">idiot problem</a> raise the insurance rates of the sprawlers.</p>
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		<title>Say Cheese</title>
		<link>http://www.nopaper.net/2006/11/02/say-cheese.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Nov 2006 03:43:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ryan Stephenson</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[There are two jugs of milk in our fridge.
Each expiration date has a different month.  
The months are not consecutive.  
Neither month is this month.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>There are two jugs of milk in our fridge.</p>
<p>Each expiration date has a different month.  </p>
<p>The months are not consecutive.  </p>
<p>Neither month is this month.</p>
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		<title>RE: soda taken from the hot car</title>
		<link>http://www.nopaper.net/2006/08/13/re-soda-taken-from-the-hot-car.html</link>
		<comments>http://www.nopaper.net/2006/08/13/re-soda-taken-from-the-hot-car.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 13 Aug 2006 20:22:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ryan Stephenson</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Dear Kelly,
I&#8217;m sorry I thought the cases of soda left in the car during our heat wave would be fine going from nearly boiling outside to cooling in the fridge.  You&#8217;re not here right now, so you don&#8217;t yet get to see that they in fact did sort of explode.
You were right. 
Love,
Ryan
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Dear <a href="http://louderplease.com/">Kelly</a>,</p>
<p>I&#8217;m sorry I thought the cases of soda left in the car during our heat wave would be fine going from nearly boiling outside to cooling in the fridge.  You&#8217;re not here right now, so you don&#8217;t yet get to see that they in fact did sort of explode.</p>
<p>You were right. </p>
<p>Love,<br />
Ryan</p>
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		<title>Diet Dr Pepper Berries &#038; Cream</title>
		<link>http://www.nopaper.net/2006/04/01/diet-dr-pepper-berries-cream.html</link>
		<comments>http://www.nopaper.net/2006/04/01/diet-dr-pepper-berries-cream.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 01 Apr 2006 14:30:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ryan Stephenson</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[On the way home tonight, I picked up a bottle of Diet Dr Pepper Berries &#038; Cream to see stay awake for a bit longer, and to figure out what it&#8217;s supposed to taste like.  Kelly says cough syrup.  I say it tastes like not sleeping.  Curse you caffeine!
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>On the way home tonight, I picked up a bottle of Diet Dr Pepper Berries &#038; Cream to see stay awake for a bit longer, and to figure out what it&#8217;s supposed to taste like.  Kelly says cough syrup.  I say it tastes like not sleeping.  <i>Curse you caffeine!</i></p>
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		<title>Baiting Ducks</title>
		<link>http://www.nopaper.net/2005/11/24/baiting-ducks.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Nov 2005 09:40:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ryan Stephenson</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Kelly and I went out for a movie this evening instead of finishing our remaining chores.  On Wednesdays, AMC prints free small popcorn coupons with tickets ordered through their Movie Watcher program.  Having just come from dinner, we pocketed the coupon with our stubs, but before we left the theater we picked up [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Kelly and I went out for a movie this evening instead of finishing our remaining chores.  On Wednesdays, AMC prints free small popcorn coupons with tickets ordered through their Movie Watcher program.  Having just come from dinner, we pocketed the coupon with our stubs, but before we left the theater we picked up our free food.  This particular theater sits in front of a pond, where ducks and Canadian geese stop to drink.  Or just harass theater patrons.  Feeling 5, I opted to share my popcorn.</p>
<p>Approaching the birds in the dark was a little creepy, as both ducks and geese were mostly sharing space, and those geese are mean.  I tossed some popcorn to draw some ducks away, and they knew exactly what I was about.  I had about 10 immediately jump for the food and continue towards my feet with many more behind them, and I began to back away.  A couple geese started too, but I didn&#8217;t release more popcorn until they paused again.  I ended up drawing more ducks, continuing to walk backwards so I could make sure I didn&#8217;t get swarmed.  I didn&#8217;t really have a plan of what to do, but it didn&#8217;t matter as I pulled them closer to the theater entrance; I was laughing so hard there were tears.</p>
<p>I pulled many of the ducks onto the sidewalk in front of the theater and was considering leading them into the crowd, but now confronted with an audience of people as well, I felt extremely conspicuous.  Also because I was still crying from laughing, and it was likely a confusing sight.  I passed my half empty bag of popcorn to a group of kids who&#8217;s attention my spectacle attracted, and walked away, letting them take any heat for harassing the wildlife.</p>
<p>Next Wednesday I&#8217;ll need a plan.</p>
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		<title>vegging out</title>
		<link>http://www.nopaper.net/2005/06/20/vegging-out.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Jun 2005 02:31:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ryan Stephenson</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Neal Stephenson touches on the geekdom and attitudes surrounding the Star Wars prequels in on op-ed piece for the New York Times - Turn On, Tune In, Veg Out.

In sum, very little of the new film makes sense, taken as a freestanding narrative. What&#8217;s interesting about this is how little it matters. Millions of people [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.nealstephenson.com/">Neal Stephenson</a> touches on the geekdom and attitudes surrounding the <a href="http://www.starwars.com/">Star Wars</a> prequels in on op-ed piece for the <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/">New York Times</a> - <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2005/06/17/opinion/17stephenson.html">Turn On, Tune In, Veg Out</a>.</p>
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In sum, very little of the new film makes sense, taken as a freestanding narrative. What&#8217;s interesting about this is how little it matters. Millions of people are happily spending their money to watch a movie they don&#8217;t understand. What gives?</p>
<p>Modern English has given us two terms we need to explain this phenomenon: &#8220;geeking out&#8221; and &#8220;vegging out.&#8221; To geek out on something means to immerse yourself in its details to an extent that is distinctly abnormal - and to have a good time doing it. To veg out, by contrast, means to enter a passive state and allow sounds and images to wash over you without troubling yourself too much about what it all means.
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